Meet the Featured Whiner of the month: Cricket!

Dear Trixie,

Cricket here. Coming to you from beautiful downtown Hazel Green, AL.
 
I’ve been wanting to write to you for some time now, but between greeting visitors at Mom and Dad’s, laying around the pool, and of course, going to the “Poodle Parlor,” well… there just doesn’t seem to be enough time in the day, you know?
 
Not only that, but do you have as much trouble as I do trying to get equal time on the computer? Girl, let me tell ya! My Mom Liz… bless her heart, she’s good as gold now, don’t get me wrong, but she’s always Me, Me, Me, when it comes to the computer. Then when I DO managed to get on it, she’s standing behind me going, “you bout done? How much longer you gonna be? I’ve got to send out yada…yada…yada.” I tallied it up and last month alone I had 5 hours of computer time. The rest of it was hers. Fair? I don’t think so. Got any suggestions on how to get more Cricket time?
 
One more thing. I’m enclosing my latest pic from around the pool. Pretty cool, eh? I call it, “Being Cool Round the Pool.” Whatcha think? Catchy?
 
Keep up the good work Trixster! As far as Dr. Dolittle, fugeddaboutit! We both know he’s a fake,  so if you don’t speak up for us, who will?
 
Love ya sistah, Cricket.
 
Dear Cricket – I feel your pain. One trick I like to use on da Queen is when she goes outside to get the mail, I lock the door. Most effective when she still has on her pj’s. She will promise the moon to get back in. Thus, more computer time.
Addendum: get it in writing. LYLAS – (Love ya like a sistah)
 
da Trixster

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